Me (in the kitchen, putting away the groceries)
Princess Teacup (walks in, smiling): "Daaee!"
Me: "Uh-oh. What do you want baby?"
Princess Teacup (points to refrigerator): "I want."
Me (hesitant): "These kitchen encounters of ours never end well."
Princess Teacup (tugging on the refrigerator door with all of her might): "Daaeee! Please! I want!"
Me (caving and opening the door): "Ok. But please be specific."
Princess Teacup (grabs the jar of gherkins): "Peeckle!"
Me (dubious): "Seriously? You want pickles?"
Princess Teacup (handing me the jar): "Please Daaeee! I want! I want peeckle!"
Me (opening the jar and taking out one small gherkin): "Ok. But I don't know your specific preparation instructions for pickles so I'm scared."
Princess Teacup (holding out both of her hands, palms up): "Pleeeease Daaeee! Please?"
Me (handing her one): "Ok, ok! Here you go."
Princess Teacup (grabbing the pickle and taking a massive bite): "Thank you Daaeee! Thank you much!"
Me (bracing myself): "You're welcome?"
Princess Teacup (blows me a loud kiss): "Ok. Bye Daaeee!"
1 comment:
Please please please be careful giving her any hard veggies Mr. Cuff Link. They are a potential choking hazard. But other than that it seems you did escape unscathed. For now...lol
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