Mickey Fuertes is the best writer he knows.  But that's probably because he doesn't have any friends who write for a living.

You can feel free to contact him for:
- original blog content, editorial pieces, music reviews, travel reviews (especially to all of the places his wife wants to go to, like "Italy" and "Fuji" and "Anywhere without the kids"), food reviews (but not of salads; he is the sworn enemy of all vegetables) and pretty much anything else that requires him to create funny sentences in the 3rd-person.

You can also view some additional work samples here: