Me (washing the dishes and shouting from the kitchen): "I don't care! I'm wearing a tuxedo to the playground!"
Princess Teacup (walks into the kitchen)
Me (looking down momentarily): "Why hello there pretty lady!"
Princess Teacup (ignores my hello and opens the kitchen cabinet)
Me (watching her out of the corner of my eye): "I can see you. Please don't make a mess."
Princess Teacup (giggles and then makes a rude noise with her mouth)
Me: "Lovely. I'm glad I'm raising a prim and proper lady-baby."
Princess Teacup (rummages, head-first, through the cabinet)
Me: "Please stop that."
Princess Teacup (emerges from the cabinet with a turkey baster in one hand and
a 12-inch flat, metal spatula in the other)
a 12-inch flat, metal spatula in the other)
Me: "Uhm. What are you doing?"
Princess Teacup (smiling): "Pirate."
Me: "Uhm. I'm suddenly nervous. And I'm the adult here so something isn't right with this picture."
Princess Teacup (running at me with both utensils): "YAAARGH!"
Me: "Ah! What are you doing?! What's happening?!"
M.O.M. (from the living room): "She's playing pirate"
Princess Teacup (banging on my foot with the spatula): "Pirate! Yaaah! Arrgh! Yaaah!"
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