Me: "Dude! How was the book fair?"
Sippy Cup (holding up his new books): "It was awesome!"
M.O.M.: "Did anyone else from your class go to the fair?"
Sippy Cup (shaking his head): "Nope. I was the only one that had money."
Me: "Aww. That's kind of sad."
Sippy Cup: "One of my friends saw all of my books and asked to borrow them."
Me: "And what did you say?"
Sippy Cup: "I said 'Uh, no. Buy your own money and get your own books son.'"
Me (sighing): "Fantastic."