Sippy Cup (jumping onto my lap): "Hey Dad, let's play 'Rock, Paper, Scissors'!"
Me: "Awesome. I didn't even know you had learned this game."
Sippy Cup: "Yeah, we play it in school."
Me (sitting up on the couch): "Then let's do this!"
Sippy Cup: Scissor
Sippy Cup: Rock
Sippy Cup: Paper
Sippy Cup (mischievously): "I bet you think you're pretty good at this game."
Me (brimming with confidence): "Why, yes, yes I do."
Sippy Cup: "One more round."
Me: "Ok. Rock, paper, scissor, saaaaaay....shoot!"
Sippy Cup: finger gun
Me: "What the hell is that?! Did you just draw a gun on me?"
Sippy Cup: "Yep. I win. Nothing beats that."
Me: "Since when is that a part of the game?"
Sippy Cup: "It's 'Rock, Paper, Scissor, Shoot'. It's in the name. Oh. One more thing. Burn."