What I Don't Understand

Me: "Good morning buddy."

Sippy Cup (singing): " 'Easy come, easy go' "

Me: "Uh-huh.  That's great."

Sippy Cup (still singing): " 'That's just how you live oooohhh' "

Me: "Really?  This is how we're going to start the day?"

Sippy Cup (singing with more emotion): " 'Take, take, take it all but you never give' "

Me (sighing): "I'm not even going to try and stop you."

Sippy Cup (closing his eyes for emphasis): " 'Shoulda known you was trouble hum hum kiss' "

Me: "What would you like for breakfast?"

Sippy Cup (clutching at his heart): " 'You tossed it in the trash, you tossed it in the trash!' "

Me: "Cereal perhaps?"

Sippy Cup (singing/yelling): " 'What you don't understand is I'll catch a grenade for yaahh!' "

Me: "Waffles?  Excellent.  We'll have waffles."