Sippy Cups: "Dad! Dad! DAAAD!!!"
Me: "Why are you yelling?! What is it?"
Sippy Cups (pointing at the television): "Look at this thing! I want that!"
Me: "Of course you do. Why do you want that?"
Sippy Cups: "So that I don't make a mess when I crack the eggs."
Me: "When has that ever been a concern for you?"
Sippy Cups: "I don't like spilling eggs everywhere."
Me: "Right. But when would you ever use that?"
Sippy Cups: "When I crack eggs. That's what it's for."
Me: "Right. I understand how it works and what it's for. What I don't understand is why you need it?"
Sippy Cups: "What I don't understand is your face!"
Me (shaking my head): "I also don't understand why I even bother."
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