Me (shouting from the living room): "Stop jumping on the bed!"
Sippy Cup (jumping on the bed): "What?! I can't hear you?! I'm singing!"
Me (in a louder voice): "I said to stop jumping on the bed!"
Sippy Cup (still jumping on the bed): " 'What you don't understand is I'll catch a grenade for yaaaa!!!' "
Me (standing up): "You better stop jumping before I get to the room!"
Loud, ominous bang and crash
Sippy Cup (slightly concerned voice): "I'm okay!"
Me: "What did you do?!"
Sippy Cup (very concerned voice): "I didn't break the bed!"
** Editor's Note: For the record, he didn't break the bed **