Sippy Cup (running at full speed down the hall): "DAD!"
Me (kneeling down): "Whoa! Slow down! Is there something on fire? Why don't you have pants on?"
Sippy Cup (holding up his underwear and pants): "Dude! You have got to smell this!"
Me (standing up): "Eww! No!"
Sippy Cup (shoving his underwear and pants into my nose): "Dad! Come on! Smell them! Smell both of them!"
Me (turning my head side-to-side, violently): "No! What are you in college already?!"
Sippy Cup (climbing up my legs): "Come on bro! Smell them I said!"
Me (detaching him from my legs): "Why?! Why do you want me to smell your clothes?!"
Sippy Cup (throwing his underwear and pants at my nose): "Because they smell like my butt! HAHA!"