Speed Demon

Sippy Cup (running full speed down the hall): "...ZOOOOOM!!!..."

Me (sitting at the dining room table as he runs past): "Here we go."

Sippy Cup (running full-speed in the opposite direction): "..HiDadByeDad..."

Me: "What's going on?"

Sippy Cup (running back towards me): "...NothingDadI'mjustrunningsuperfastgottagobye!!!..."

Me: "You do realize we have downstairs neighbors, right?"

Sippy Cup (running back down the hall): "...Yepthere'salittlegirlthatlivesdownthereIlikehershe'snice..."

Me: "I think I understood 3 of those words.  Regardless, stop running,

you'll bother them with the noise."

Sippy Cup (running back towards me): "...It'sokDadtheycan'thearme..."

Me: "Oh really?  And how do you know that?"

Sippy Cup (running back down the hall): "...BecauseI'mrunningsofastthatmyfeetaren'touchingthegroundzoooooom!!!"

Me: "Oh.  Of course.  Silly me."