Public Apology

Here is a breakdown of a typical day for Mr. Cufflinks:

• 6:00am to 7:30am : Wake up, get the kids ready for the day
• 7:30am to 8:30am : Travel to work
• 8:30am to 6:00pm : Smartify the future by helping these awesome folks (CFY) run this awesome online learning platform (PowerMyLearning) 
• 6:00pm to 6:45pm : Travel home
• 6:45pm to 7:15pm : Dinner
• 7:15pm to 8:30pm : Homework, bath times, story times, bed times
• 8:30pm to 10:00pm : Exercise, shower, read, talk to the M.O.M. and make plans to watch a movie before we pass out, pass out
• 10:00pm to 6:00am : Fitful sleep interrupted by random demands for cups of water, unexpected interpretive dances celebrating the loss of teeth and the terrifying sound of Princess Teacup giggling in her sleep

To all of our family and friends who wonder why the M.O.M. and I are no longer the fun-loving couple they met 7 years ago and are, instead, a pair of reclusive hermits who cautiously step into the weekend sunlight blinking and sniffing the air: we are sorry.

But now you know why.