December 19, 2012

The Swear Jar

Me: "So remember how you said we should start a Swear Jar for you?"

M.O.M.: "I don't remember anything of the sort."

Me: "Well I do.  And I have proof.  It's on the Internet."

M.O.M.: "Whatever.  Besides, I don't have enough money to support my habit."

Me: "Hilarious.  Seriously I think it's something we should-"

- Loud crashing sound from the bedroom -

Princess Teacup (whispering): "Oh $#!&"

Me (shaking my head): "We're gonna need a bigger jar."

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