March 6, 2011

Far Enough

M.O.M.: "Good morning baby!"

Sippy Cup (rubbing his eyes): "Mommy!"

M.O.M.: "You have to go brush your teeth."

Sippy Cup: "Nah, I don't think so."

M.O.M.: "Yes you do.  Your breath smells."

Sippy Cup: "You smell.  You smell like two smooooooking hotties!"

Me (from another room): "Haha!  Awesome!"

M.O.M. (sighing): "Your father needs to stop quoting Charlie Sheen around you."

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