March 5, 2013

A Memo to Future Parents (1)

To: Future Parents

From: Mr. Cufflinks

Date: March 5, 2013

Re: Sick Days

When you have children of your own, please know that your "sick days", "vacation days" and/or "personal days" no longer belong to you.  

They belong to your children and will be used for "tummy aches", "teething pains" and/or "flu symptoms".

"Mental Health Days" spent watching Netflix and making terrible dietary decisions are a thing of the past.

Please note: this also applies to any "Holidays" that coincide with "School Holidays"; in other words, all holidays.

If you have any questions or concerns, please feel free to leave a comment below or email your regional manager at


aurelie said...

As a nanny, I actually decided I would only have children on my own when I can afford to pay a nanny . I. know it sounds cruel . But YOU know it's also wise xd.

aurelie said...

As a nanny I decided I'll have children of my own only when I can afford a nanny. It might sound cruel but it's actually necessary if you plan to keep a personal life - and I do xd.