Terrorist Demands

Earlier this afternoon, Lil Sippy Cup requested...suggested...instructed...commanded that I seek employment most expeditiously so that I may purchase more money for him to sacrifice to his piggy bank god.

I tried to explain to him that, if I were to return to work as he had demanded, it would require me to physically be present at said place of employment.

He ignored me and repeated his demands.

I will update you of any changes in his stance.