Super Doorman

Lately, Lil Sippy Cup and I have had a major disagreement with regards to how he closes bedroom doors.

I would prefer for him to close them like a normal human being.

He prefers to slam them shut like a super human being.

Me: "Dude, you really need to learn how to close the door properly."

Lil Sippy Cup (while slamming the door shut): "Okay!"

Me (after opening the door): "Seriously, don't you know how to close doors slowly?"

Lil Sippy Cup (while whispering and taking 3 full minutes to close the door): " ...Yes...I...do! "