July 15, 2010

The F Word

The M.O.M. bought a new swimsuit today. 

Lil Sippy Cup thought she looked fantastic. 

However, he had a little difficulty expressing himself properly.

Lil Sippy Cup: "Wow Mommy, you look phat!"

M.O.M.: "Wait.  What did you say?"

Lil Sippy Cup: "I said you look phat!"

M.O.M.: "Oh that's nice.  Who taught you that one?!"

Lil Sippy Cup: "Daddy!"

Me: "Wait a second! He means P-H! P-H! Phat!  Like dope!  Tell her what you mean!"

Lil Sippy Cup: "What?"

Me: "What does 'phat' mean?"

Lil Sippy Cup: "Mommy!"

Me: "Ok, you are not helping."

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