Interesting Facts

Did you know that your bath tub will, literally, turn into an ice skating rink should you ever dare to take a shower immediately following your son's afternoon mega-bubble bath?

I was not aware of this interesting fact.

On a related note, here's another interesting fact: when you have a near-death experience, your life does not flash before your eyes. 

What does flash before your eyes are all the commercials for Life Alert you and your idiot friends used to laugh at while in college.