April 1, 2013

Rock. Paper. Scissor. Shoot. (Part Quattro)

Sippy Cup (sitting across from his mother at the cafe): "Mom. I'm bored. Let's play 'Rock, Paper, Scissors'!"

M.O.M.: "Ok.  But your Dad already told me about all of your tricks."

Sippy Cup: "Ha! I'm awesome!"

M.O.M.: "And I'm smarter than your father.  So let's do this!"

Round 1

Sippy Cup: Rock

M.O.M: Paper

Round 2

Sippy Cup: Scissor

M.O.M.: Rock

Sippy Cup (smiling): "Ok. I got you this time!"

Me: "Brace yourself."

Round 3

Sippy Cup: Clasps hands together, forming a double finger-gun

M.O.M.: Scissor

Sippy Cup: "Ha! I win!"

M.O.M.: "What was that?"

Sippy Cup (smiling): "An R.P.G."

Me: "Sweet mother of...who taught you that?"

M.O.M. (turning to me): "Gee.  I wonder who?"

Sippy Cup (laughing maniacally): "Uncle Anthony!"

M.O.M. (shaking her head): "Lovely."

Sippy Cup (pumping his fists): "I win again! I AM THE BEST! I AM THE BEST!"

Princess Teacup (pumping her fists): "Smash! Smash! Smash!"

No comments: