From: Mr. Cufflinks
Date: April 2, 2013
Re: Weekends
When you have children of your own, please know that (similar to "sick days") your "weekends" are no longer yours to claim. This is true year-round. But especially during the warmer months of spring and summer.
Your "weekends" now belong to your children and will be used for "Little League Baseball", "Birthday Parties", "2 Hour Trips to the Playground" and a myriad number of other activities.
Please note: while you may be able to secure a babysitter for a "Saturday Date Night" with your spouse, you will both be exhausted from the day spent pushing a two year-old on a swing for 2 hours and will fall asleep at the club after 30 really intense minutes of drinking, laughing, dancing and swearing to each other that "...we have to do this more often!"
If you have any questions or concerns, please feel free to leave a comment below or email your regional manager at info@sippycupsandcufflinks.com.
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