Pirate Booty

I just woke up to my son standing over me, staring at me through his mini-telescope.

Me (groggily rubbing my eyes): "Good morning."

Lil Sippy Cup (still staring through the telescope): "Hi!"

Me: "You're naked."

Lil Sippy Cup: "No I'm not!  I'm a pirate!"

I already know what kind of day today is going to be.