Sippy Cup: "Hey Dad. Why can't the giraffe ride in the car?"
Me: "Wait. Is this a joke? I'm confused."
Sippy Cup (giggling): "Yeah. So why can't the giraffe ride in the car?"
Me: "I don't know."
Sippy Cup (jumping up and down): "Because his neck is too long!"
Me (scrunching my forehead in confusion): "Uhm, I don't think you know how jokes work."
Sippy Cup: "Yes I do. Why can't the giant sit in your house?"
Me: "Okay. I'm game. Let's try this again. I don't know. Why can't the giant sit in my house?"
Sippy Cup (giggling maniacally): "Because he's too big and fat!"
Me: "You, my good sir, are silly."
Sippy Cup (laughing): "I'm so hilarious!"
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