January 8, 2011

What I Learned Today (18)

Today, I learned that the quickest way to blow your cover during a secret spy mission to sneak into a room without waking up your son is by accidentally stepping into an open puzzle box and having 48 jagged puzzle pieces stab you in your bare foot. 

On a related note, I also learned that the only way to avoid doing a full-on ninja split when you step on 48 jagged puzzle pieces is through divine intervention.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

I know that was not funny, but I could not help laughing. I am just glad it was not me.