The Incredibles

In an unexpected reversal of roles, Lil Sippy Cup has created aliases for me, his mother and himself.

I was informed of them this morning after I found him jumping on his bed, sans-clothing.

Me: "Ok.  It's going to be one of those days."

Lil Sippy Cup: "Haha!"

Me: "Dude, please stop jumping on the bed.  And, after that, put some clothes on."

Lil Sippy Cup: "Ok, Bing Bang Carlito."

Me: "What?"

Lil Sippy Cup: "You.  Bing Bang Carlito!"

Me: "I'm Bing Bang Carlito?  Excellent.  So who's Mommy?"

Lil Sippy Cup: "Taco!"

Me: "Mommy is Taco.  Superb."

Lil Sippy Cup: "Haha!"

Me: "And you are?"

Lil Sippy Cup (still jumping on the bed): "Me? I'm Naked Boy!"

Me: "Of course you are.  Fantastic."

Lil Sippy Cup (leaping towards me): "Naaaaaaaked Boooy!"