Princess Teacup (trying to open the laptop while we're eating dinner)
M.O.M.: "No baby. You can't play with the computer while we're still eating dinner."
Princess Teacup (pouting and crossing her arms): "I want puter!"
Me: "Mommy said 'no'. And it's pronounced com-puter. Here, play with your new Mr. Potato Head!"
Princess Teacup (shoving the toy away): "No! I don't want Tatoe!"
Me (grabbing the toy before she pushes it off the table): "Fine. You're in a nasty little mood."
Princess Teacup: "Stop it Daaeee! Give me Tatoe! I want my Tatoe!"
Me: "You just said you didn't want it!"
Princess Teacup (grabbing her beloved Mr. Potato Head): "Give me my Tatoe!"
Me: "I swear you do this on purpose."
Princess Teacup (hoisting the toy over her head): "Yay! Tatoe!"