Me (in the kitchen, preparing my lunch)
Princess Teacup: "Daaee. I want apple."
Me: "Sure thing love."
Princess Teacup: "Yay! Apple!"
Me (handing her an apple from the fruit basket)
Princess Teacup (shaking her head): "No. Apple."
Me (looking from the apple to her): "But this is an apple."
Princess Teacup (shouting): "No! I want apple!"
Me: "Well, first of all, stop yelling and be nice."
Princess Teacup: "Ok Daaee."
Me: "Thank you. Now, tell me what you want."
Princess Teacup: "Apple."
Sippy Cup (quietly walks into the kitchen, grabs 2 bananas, peels them and gives one to his sister before walking back out to the living room)
Princess Teacup: "Yay! Nana!"
Me: "Do you two plan these things late at night?!"
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