Robo Cup

Lil Sippy Cup: "OWWWWWWWWWW!"

Me: "What did you do?"

Lil Sippy Cup: "My hand! OWWW!"

Me: "Come here, let me see it."

Lil Sippy Cup (walking over): "OW! OW! OW!"

Me: "What hurts?"

Lil Sippy Cup: "My hand!"

Me: "Obviously.  What part?"

Lil Sippy Cup: "Everything!  All of it!"

Me: "That's not too specific.  I don't see any cuts or bruises.  What do you want me to do? 
Do you want me to kiss it?"

Lil Sippy Cup: "No! I want you to buy me a new hand!"