Parent Teacher Conference

Lessons learned at my first Parent Teacher Conference:

1. Sippy Cup helps the teacher by telling his friends when their behavior is "unacceptable".
2. Sippy Cup spends his day playing, painting, reading stories and singing songs.
3. Sippy Cup is a very well-behaved, friendly and mature little boy at school.

Lessons learned upon returning to the house after my first Parent Teacher Conference:

1. Sippy Cup comes home and acts in unacceptable ways.
2. Sippy Cup comes home and tells us that he did "nothing" all day long at school.
3. Sippy Cup is a terrorist at home.