Me: “Listen, I don’t think you should be ‘wrestling’ in school.”
Sippy Cup: “Well, he pushed me first.”
Me: “It doesn’t matter. If somebody pushes you or hits you, you have to tell the teacher first.”
Sippy Cup: “What if I tell the teacher and they don’t stop?”
Me: “Well, then, I guess it's up to you to tell them to stop.”
Sippy Cup: “And what if they still don’t stop?”
Me: “Then, fine, at that point I guess you can defend yourself.”
Sippy Cup: “Ok. Got it. I tell the teacher..."
Me: "Excellen-"
Sippy Cup: "And then I hit them."
Me: "Excellen-"
Sippy Cup: "And then I hit them."
Me (sighing): “I’m going to get so many phone calls from your school…”
Sippy Cup (in an impressive crane kick position): "HIII-YAAA!"
Sippy Cup (in an impressive crane kick position): "HIII-YAAA!"
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