July 31, 2010
What I Learned Today (13)
Today, I learned that when your 3 year-old son writes his first name legibly on a blank sheet of paper (entirely independent of any coaching or instruction) your mind can and will explode from the sheer awesomeness of the event.
July 30, 2010
A Letter to Future Sippy Cup (4)
Hey kid,
Earlier today, I asked you what love is. You told me that "Love is hugs."
Whenever you read this, I assume you'll have reached the age when outward displays of affection towards your father are awkward.
Ignore them for the time being. Come home and give your old man a hug.
Don't tell me why you're doing it. Just do it.
Sincerely,
Dad
Earlier today, I asked you what love is. You told me that "Love is hugs."
Whenever you read this, I assume you'll have reached the age when outward displays of affection towards your father are awkward.
Ignore them for the time being. Come home and give your old man a hug.
Don't tell me why you're doing it. Just do it.
Sincerely,
Dad
July 29, 2010
July 28, 2010
Behind the Scenes
Ever wonder how Lil Sippy Cup would behave at a more professional photo shoot?
We'll all find out soon enough.
Stay tuned.
We'll all find out soon enough.
Stay tuned.
July 27, 2010
Terrorist Demands
Earlier this afternoon, Lil Sippy Cup requested...suggested...instructed...commanded that I seek employment most expeditiously so that I may purchase more money for him to sacrifice to his piggy bank god.
I tried to explain to him that, if I were to return to work as he had demanded, it would require me to physically be present at said place of employment.
He ignored me and repeated his demands.
I will update you of any changes in his stance.
I tried to explain to him that, if I were to return to work as he had demanded, it would require me to physically be present at said place of employment.
He ignored me and repeated his demands.
I will update you of any changes in his stance.
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