July 31, 2010

What I Learned Today (13)

Today, I learned that when your 3 year-old son writes his first name legibly on a blank sheet of paper (entirely independent of any coaching or instruction) your mind can and will explode from the sheer awesomeness of the event.

July 30, 2010

A Letter to Future Sippy Cup (4)

Hey kid,

Earlier today, I asked you what love is.  You told me that "Love is hugs."

Whenever you read this, I assume you'll have reached the age when outward displays of affection towards your father are awkward.

Ignore them for the time being.  Come home and give your old man a hug.

Don't tell me why you're doing it.  Just do it.

Sincerely,
Dad

July 28, 2010

Behind the Scenes

Ever wonder how Lil Sippy Cup would behave at a more professional photo shoot?

We'll all find out soon enough.

Stay tuned.

July 27, 2010

Terrorist Demands

Earlier this afternoon, Lil Sippy Cup requested...suggested...instructed...commanded that I seek employment most expeditiously so that I may purchase more money for him to sacrifice to his piggy bank god.

I tried to explain to him that, if I were to return to work as he had demanded, it would require me to physically be present at said place of employment.

He ignored me and repeated his demands.

I will update you of any changes in his stance.