Sippy Cup: "Dad, did you bake a cake?"
Me: "Why yes, my good man, I did."
Sippy Cup: "So is this a test?"
Me: "Pardon me?"
Sippy Cup: "You know, a 9-1-1 test?"
Me: "I am both confused and a little scared."
Sippy Cup: "Do you want to see if I know how to call the firemen?"
Sippy Cup: "Then why is the oven on?"
Me (running into the kitchen to turn off the oven): "Ahh....yes...a test! Good job! You passed!"
Sippy Cup: "Yay!"
In all the ways I could have thought of celebrating our 250th post, not blowing up the house never even crossed my mind.