Today, I learned that running a half a mile while carrying a duffel bag in your left hand, a booster seat in your right hand and your 4 year-old son on your shoulders is the quickest way to get to your ZipCar before a surprise thunderstorm can strike.
As it turns out, it's also the quickest way to finally convince your neighbors that you have, indeed, lost your mind.
You had to run that far because that's how long your driveway is?
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